Problem

My parents are such *beeps*  My mom came up to me all stupid and niggerish and made my eyes feel pressure like I was shit.  Just *beep* her.  Also, I didn't do anything to Ellen DeGeneres's mom.  If she weren't her mom, I wouldn't especially care about her, but I didn't do anything to her!  What are you doing creeping in here like Tim Burton and messing with my thoughts?

See, my mom acted like she put her eyes around my head in a perverted way.  I don't need to be stimulated by her.  Get these worthless children outta here!  I don't need to be like the rest of the world, and I'm not.